Hey business owner.
Cool.
Me too.
That's basically why this thing exists.
I own a business.
I got tired of dropping whatever the hell I was doing every time the phone rang.
So we built something that answers it.
It answers calls.
It texts people.
It gets their information.
It answers the stuff you've already answered 900 times.
It tells you what happened.
You keep working.
$65 a week.
← there. stop asking.There.
You have the price.
Right at the top.
No:
"schedule a strategy call to unlock pricing"
bulls***.
It's $65.
Wanna work with us or not?
MakeRain is $65/week.
If you already know you want it...
you do not need to book a call.
You can just start.
$65/week.
Real people help you get everything set up.
Fair.
Talk to a real person.
We'll show you what MakeRain does.
Ask whatever you want.
If it makes sense, cool.
If not, no weird follow-up hostage situation.
Because I'm tired of every company website saying the same garbage.
"Transform your business."
"Unlock efficiency."
"Revolutionize communication."
Whatever.
Here's what we actually do:
We answer your damn phone.
We text people back.
We figure out what they want.
We answer normal questions.
Then we tell you what happened.
You keep working.
That's MakeRain.
phone rings.
stop working.
answer.
hang up.
forget what I was doing.
start working again.
phone rings.
answer.
employee needs something.
payroll email.
customer complaint.
vendor calls.
another customer.
somebody asks something I answered three days ago.
another call.
somebody leaves a voicemail:
"Hey. This is Mike. Call me."
Great.
Thanks Mike.
Very helpful.
Another f***ing call.
← this one usually does itBy 5:00...
I was busy all damn day.
But the thing I actually planned to finish?
Still sitting there.
Sound familiar?
Every customer doesn't need you.
I know. hurts a little.They need HELP.
That is not the same thing.
Sometimes they need:
an answer
information
an appointment
a status update
somebody to listen
somebody to collect their information
somebody to tell them what happens next
That does not automatically mean the OWNER needs to stop everything and answer.
Help ≠ access to the owner
you're the bottleneck. sorry.Not because I don't care.
Because I do.
Probably too much.
What if customers still got help...
without every customer immediately getting direct access to me?
What if:
they got answered.
they got information.
they got texted back.
their problem got documented.
I got a summary.
Then I decide:
"yeah. I need to handle this."
or:
"nope. we already got it."
That is basically MakeRain.
Person calls
MakeRain answers
They say what they want
MakeRain helps
You get the important stuff
You keep doing your job
We spent almost our entire graphic design budget on this.
crazy right?Customer calls.
MakeRain says:
"Alright. What do you need?"
It handles what it can.
Gets the information.
Tells you what happened.
Then YOU decide whether it deserves your attention.
You decide.
Not the ringtone.
There.
AI.
Artificial intelligence.
Robot magic.
Computer wizard.
Whatever.
I honestly don't give a s***.
And I don't expect you to either.
You don't buy a drill because you're excited about the motor.
You buy it because:
You need a damn hole.
I am not selling you AI.
I am selling you less s*** to deal with.
Less interruptions.
Less phone calls.
Less stopping.
Less:
"hold on, I gotta take this."
More time actually running your business.
Does the thing do the job?
← literally the only questionNo first day paperwork.
No social security number.
No desk.
No lunch break.
No sick days.
No: "Boss my car won't start."
No: "I forgot."
No: "I didn't know."
No: "Nobody showed me."
No Monday morning mystery illness.
No disappearing for 22 minutes every time they go to the bathroom.
It just does the thing.
You tell us about your business.
We build it.
We train it.
We improve it.
You do NOT have to become a technology person.
Please don't.
You already have enough s*** to do.
A business owner.
Basically by accident.
I was not sitting around thinking:
"You know what the market needs? A disruptive omnichannel conversational engagement platform."
Jesus Christ.
No.
I was thinking:
I want my f***ing phone to stop ringing.
That was basically the business plan.
Fix my problem.
It worked.
Then other business owners wanted it.
So now apparently this is a company.
Life is weird.
When you're busy.
When you can't.
When you don't want to.
When you're eating dinner.
Whatever.
Because everybody texts now.
Normal stuff.
Hours.
Services.
Processes.
Whatever you teach it.
Who called.
Why.
What happened.
What they need.
No mystery voicemail saying:
"call me."
After hours.
Busy.
Driving.
Working.
Ignoring your phone because you've had enough for one day.
Pretty much anybody whose customers call them.
You have both hands inside electrical equipment.
Maybe answering the phone isn't priority number one.
You're standing behind somebody's house trying to figure out why their pump sounds like a blender full of rocks.
Then the phone rings.
Fantastic.
You're on a roof.
Please stop answering the phone up there.
You're in an attic.
It's approximately 9,000 degrees.
Somebody wants to know if Tuesday works.
You're carrying a sofa.
This feels self explanatory.
Also self explanatory.
If customers call your business...
we can probably figure something out.
I have.
You're slammed.
Running late.
Employee screwed something up.
Payroll is due.
You're hungry.
You haven't stopped all day.
Then:
Ring ring.
Customer says:
"Hey. I just had a quick question..."
Inside your head:
Of course you do.
they literally did nothing wrongYou answer irritated.
Customer hears it.
You didn't mean anything by it.
But now they think you're an a**hole.
Maybe they complain.
Maybe they leave a review.
Maybe they tell somebody.
And you never even realize that one stupid phone call just started hurting the reputation you spent years building.
Sometimes you are the worst person to answer your phone.
Traditional voicemail:
"Hey this is Bob. Call me."
Great.
Now I know absolutely nothing.
MakeRain can give you something useful:
Bob called.
Bob has a billing question.
Bob asked about invoice #123.
Here's what happened.
Here's what he needs.
Now THAT is useful.
voicemail finally got a brain.$65/week.
Still.
Yep.
Still $65.
I didn't hide it.
I didn't write:
"starting at..."
I didn't make you book a discovery call.
I didn't make you give us your mother's maiden name.
Sixty.
Five.
Dollars.
Per week.
If that sounds ridiculously expensive...
don't buy it.
Seriously.
Keep answering your phone.
But if getting a few hours of your week back is worth more than $65...
we should probably talk.
You can:
mow your own lawn.
change your own oil.
do your own books.
clean your own toilets.
answer every phone call.
Nobody is stopping you.
The question is NOT:
Can you do it?
The question is:
Should you still be doing it?
that's the actual question.You now have 3 choices.
1.
Keep answering your phone.
Cost:
Your time.
Your focus.
Your sanity.
2.
Talk to us first.
We'll show you the thing.
3.
Just buy it.
$65/week.
We'll help you set it up.
Because we're actual people.
And we give a s***.
If something breaks... tell us.
If something sounds stupid... tell us.
If your business changes... tell us.
If you want something different... tell us.
We help.
Support ticket #947291
absolutely not.I don't want you waiting three days.
I don't want somebody sending you an article you already read.
I want:
"Hey. This isn't working right."
"Okay. Let's fix it."
Help the damn customer.
Cool.
You're our kind of person.
You do NOT need to understand:
prompts
models
APIs doesn't matter.
LLMs
agents
workflows
automations
You tell us:
what you do.
what customers ask.
how you handle things.
what you want it to say.
what you NEVER want it to say.
We do the nerd s***.
please don't learn any of this.You have an actual business to run.
Then it shouldn't make some dumb s*** up.
Pretty simple.
If it knows: help them.
If it doesn't:
get the information.
tell them what happens next.
tell you.
Done.
I would rather MakeRain say "I don't know." than confidently tell a customer something stupid.
If you love answering your phone... keep doing it.
If your phone barely rings... you probably don't need us.
If $65/week makes absolutely no sense for your business... save your money.
Seriously.
But if your phone interrupts you all damn day...
and you're starting to hate hearing it ring...
We should probably talk.
probably.Kinda.
But not really.
It answers calls and messages, gets information, handles things you've trained it on, and tells you what happened.
Call it whatever you want.
Yep.
You caught us.
Absolutely not.
Please do something more useful with your life.
Unfortunately yes.
Nobody confiscates it.
Yes.
Computers apparently don't get sleepy.
$65/week.
If you missed the enormous price above... there it is again.
Probably.
If customers call you, we can usually find something useful for MakeRain to do.
Call us.
Text us.
Tell us.
Real people help.
That's kinda our thing.
It shouldn't.
If something stupid happens, tell us.
We fix it.
We don't pretend to be a specific person.
The goal is helpful communication.
Not pretending to be somebody else.
sixty five dollars a week cancel if it sucks any time.
normally in 24 hours unless i dont feel like helping you bc you wrote dumb answers on the form
Real customer story goes here.
You don't need another app.
You need less s*** to do.
So you either:
think this is cool.
think I'm nuts.
or you're hiding in the bathroom avoiding one of your employees.
Whatever.
Here's the whole pitch again.
MakeRain:
answers calls.
texts customers.
answers normal questions.
gets information.
tells you what happened.
costs $65/week.
That's it.
Look.
You know what it does.
You know what it costs.
You know who made it.
You know we'll help you.
At some point...
you either want it or you don't.
$65/week.
Or close this page and answer your own phone.
Your call.
Literally.
Made by business owners who probably should have hired a copywriter.
Whatever.
It works.